jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
Fuck ambiguous things
In the morning there is meaning, in the evening there is feeling.– Gertrude Stein (via annie)
Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude...– (via pale-afternoon)
metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth
Lauren’s idea https://vine.co/v/b0jWbpUgaJi . See original post on Twitter.